Me and Moby? Moby and me? I almost forgot until I started taking this dumb AOL news quiz that I take every week and do terribly on that I have a thing for Moby. There was this really really cute picture of him on the quiz. He had facial hair and really cute glasses on. I was trying to find a picture of him that doesn't look like my husband since I couldn't download that picture. He looks like my husband on most of his pictures and he looks like my sister's baby picture on the rest of them. I'm looking at her baby picture right now, she's bald and it's in black and white. Anyway, the report is that Moby has respect for Eminem now. Yayyy! Not that I'm happy that he has respect for Eminem but maybe this dumb feud will be over. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Eminem and Moby fans have been fighting for like three years now almost. I mean what am I supposed to do, throw a vinyl record at an eminem fan while he pulls out a gun and shoots me? I mean come on. How are the weak, vegetarian Moby fans supposed to beat up an Eminem fan? Well let an Eminem fan come to a rave and stand in front of the big a** speakers and we'll push the speaker over and crush him. But let me not be so violent. I've missed every Moby concert here. Once I missed it to be in class. I got an A in the class so it was worth it. Then I missed it to be pregnant. Oh joy! Then I didn't even know he was here at the Taste of Chicago this year--I was in Minneapolis trying to clear my head. Now I'm not going to see him. My mom is hopeful that I'll see him the next time he's in town. When will that be, 2009? And if I ever met him, what would I say to him? You inspired me to be a better Christian and a vegetarian? You inspired me to be a vegetarian to be a better Christian? Let's run away together forever, wait a minute let me drop my kids off with some relatives. Get the heck out of here. I mean I would have to stop eating eggs and cheese and butter and ice cream and well just about everything. I couldn't wear anything Coach because it's leather and I'd have to throw out most of my shoes. I don't even think he uses soap. But who's perfect? Well..in my defense for being such a poor Moby fan I've been married and having babies and stuff and that's why the only album I have of his is Play. No other reason. Now you all have homework. Find Mr. Melville (yes Moby is related to THAT Melville) and give him my number, email address or whatever. I almost forgot. His journal is worse than this blog. He writes "oh I just got it Taipei. I'm going to bed now" and "I just put some more pictures I took on this website. I took a picture of the skyline." The coolest journal entry of his was right after Sep. 11. He was cursing and complaining that no one told the Manhattan residents that because of the debris and residue it was unhealthy for them to breathe the air around there--and he was upset because he could have possibly gotten ill just by being at home. I wonder what ever happened with that?