Too Hot!!!!!!!!

I am sorry to all of my faithful readers that I haven't posted in a while. But... it's been way toooooooooooooo hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! I am in my living room and it is so hot that my shirt is sticking to my back. It's so hot that the computer is even slower if that is possible with this awful dialup connection. It is so hot that I can't even download constantine videos from the we crave constantine site properly. It is so hot that it's only 12:30 and I want to go to bed already. It's so hot that I'm not swooning over any guys--not even Constantine or Moby. I mean I have been in worse heat. In Africa it didn't cool down until about 5 in the morning and it got impossibly hot again at around 6. I would love to go back there though. I had a nice time. Now I may venture outside before retiring. I promise I'll be back soon.