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Terrence Howard is so fine that my sister has even taken notice. I already put my mother on notice that that's going to be my next baby daddy (if I'm not pregnant now--told you you hear it here first). Ok he's really not THAT attractive. He has pretty light eyes but I don't really like the way his head is shaped or his hair. And I don't really find facial hair attractive though I'm sure some of you will disagree with this. He's older. Ok I can't see myself cavorting with anyone over 36. Guys too old and guys too young both get on my nerves almost equally but haven't you noticed how grown up and buff some of the 15 year olds are looking this season. Ok before the feds come after me I'll stop talking about that.
Is anyone else relieved that summer 2005 has almost come to an end. Phew! I think I've finally gotten my mind back and the cold weather should help considerably with that. But this is about the time of year I like to get pregnant. I feel like getting all cuddly and close and eating comfort foods. I need to remove the battery from my biological clock. I need to take a sledgehammer and smash that clock, alarm and all. I held my first cousin's little baby girl who's a little younger than my youngest. Awwwwwwww she is so sweet and cuddly... but let me stop myself right there. My other first cousin's wife tried so hard to have a girl and ended up with about 6 boys.
Ok but I still have a short list of baby daddies. Of course for these baby daddies I will need your assistance in setting up surveillance so that in court I get my child support. Terrence Howard, Tiger Woods, R. Kelly, Snoop Dog, Diddy, Kanye West, Common, The Game, Andre Benjamin, 50 cent, L L (Cool J), Russell Simmons, James Brown ( I do not discriminate because of age, religion, race, handicap or creed), Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey (sp?), Colin Farrell, Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Ben Affleck (a drunk just like my husband), oh, my husband, Tyler Perry, Bob from Sesame Street, the UPS man, and two of the guys in my financial aid office.
And this is the short list.
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But...
WHAT ABOUT TOM BRENNAMEN(SP)????
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That one guy from the morning news???
How perceptive of you.
Thom Brennaman and Paul Conrad are both married now. Yeah I know that I am too. Well I saw Thom not too long ago and he is still dashingly handsome but he looks considerably older now. Paul still cracks me up but they've been moved to the long list, sorry. Oh I forgot Larry from the morning news and he's more than likely on the short list too.
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