The Perfect Man--Sort Of

That's the reason I haven't written anything in a long while. Well that and I've been trying to get papers done. Oh--back to the image above... I didn't write the caption in that picture. Someone else is just as loony as I am. Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Mr. Tumnus is the perfect man--er the perfect faun. I just love the way that word rolls off the tongue, faun. he he he. sexy. ok well the top part of him is a human male at least. ok? He lives by himself. He must have an income because he's just coming from the store when we first encounter him. He knows how to cook. He knows how to keep house. After all his cave is nice and clean, tidy, and comfy. He knows how to dance. He knows how to play music. He knows how to party. He stays up all night. Must I go on. Why not? He looks so cute in his red scarf and he has cute nipples. Oh my gosh! Did I just say that. And he looks so cute in his black baseball cap and mercedes watch---ooops wrong faun. Ahem.
My husband calls him gay but I think he is perfectly gentlemanly. My husband told me that if I tried to have his baby the baby's hooves would tear me up before it was born with all the kicking. I told my husband that the baby might have human legs like me. Then my husband said that I probably would sleep with an animal. He disgusts me. Mr. Tumnus is not an animal, he is a fantastical creature. And he goes to heaven when he dies. Well... he is the first to usher Lucy into the garden in The Last Battle.
It upsets me that our time with Tumnus is so short. Even if all seven books in the Chronicles are made into films, he'll only be in three of them. He won't even be in the second film that will be out next year around Christmas. The next time we see him he'll be a middle aged faun. I didn't know they aged. After all isn't he supposed to be 100 in TLTWandTW? So how is he all of a sudden fat and middle aged in just 10 years? And didn't it seem like he was trying to get with Lucy when she was eight? Ok enough already. I'm going to go bye bye and do something else now. I love hooves, I love hooves, I love hooves, I love hooves, I love hooves, I love hooves!!!!!!!

Cancelled Concert?

To be or not to be


Ok things happen. Terrible things happen. Stuff happens. You know what happens. But why in the world did the Depeche Mode concert get cancelled and should I be pissed or not?

Ok I know why the show was cancelled. My baby daddy otherwise known as Dave Gahan had laryngitis. Ok? and?

Well... I know that that wouldn't have made a good show but still. Chicago. This is a large market. I have a conspiracy theory--the show wasn't sold out and I don't think DM likes playing the Allstate arena anyways. I hate seeing them at the Allstate arena as well. I mean how can thousands of people just stand and watch a show and only dance and sing when the song they like is played? The people in Milwaukee are kewler than that! I mean when I saw DM this past November and they played "John the Revelator" it was just me and this really tall gay dude dancing, and I was singing. Now that Q101 plays the song in its regular rotation I'll bet a lot more people would have been dancing and singing-------had the concert not been CANCELLED. And what really sucks is that I would have finally gotten to see Stripped played live. What am I supposed to do, go and see Bon Jovi live again? You may laugh but I had a most excellent time. I payed $75 plus handling fee and convenience charge to sit in the gold circle seating. Hey it was worth it because the beach ball actually came to me this time, more than once. I thought that I wouldn't know any of the songs because really I haven't listened to any Bon Jovi since like 8th grade. But with the exception of one or two songs I KNEW EVERY SONG. My cousin just laughed (I was there because of her). We were going to show our boobs to get backstage but I changed our minds. Then the most amazing thing happened. I bet this never happens to me again as long as I live. As we were leaving there was this really excited guy on the phone with someone who couldn't make it to the show. He was screaming about how great the show was, that they were amazing and sang a lot of great songs, and that everyone (I mean everyone) was at the show. He looked at us and said "there are even some beautiful sisters here." Wow, how eloquently put.

Attack of the Email Monster

yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad to be posting here today.
!!!!!Smack!!!!!

You've just been slapped by the email monster. You will now never be able to control the email you receive to your inbox. You will have 200+ emails per day and it will seem as if once you check one 30 more will automatically appear in your inbox at once. This will continue until you die and go to hell.

This is how I feel right now. I used to keep my primary inbox free from spam and random junk email but I have recently become addicted to those points/rewards/survey websites. I have signed up for so much junk that I feel as if I can't keep it under control. However I've earned some very cool stuff like Macy's gift cards and free hotel stays. Plus I have signed up to be a secret shopper (shhh-don't tell anybody) but I haven't done one job yet. There are plenty of jobs out there but I am just too lazy to do them. Anyways


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and I could care less that the movie is coming out. I mean, really.
In the '90s I would have died-no killed to see this movie come out, but come on guys? isn't this concept a little dated. And yet I'm intrigued. hmmm... I wonder how they can top a chick boning a dead guy in a convenience store bathroom. And what about the guy outside the store that sang "My love for you is like a berserker?" And then do you remember that there was a chick that got an anuerism while swimming and died? And all the people doing THAT in the airplane when they thought it was going to crash?
I thought that Jay was the cutest guy in the world. Well, not anymore. I think Taylor our next American Idol is way cuter than Jay. Everyone is saying that American Idol is anti-female this season. But is this just a trick to get everyone to vote for Katharine show my crotch McPhee? We'll see who comes out victorious. But why do I even care? If it were still the '90s I'd just say "American Idol Sucks" and not even bother watching the show. I am such a soccer mom now.

Let's Do Lunch

The title of this entry really has no significance whatsoever. We have so much to chat about and catch up on don't we. It is ironic that I have an 18 page paper due tomorrow that cannot be late. That's how I spent most of the '90s; I had papers due and procrastinated up to the last second. Well...where do we start? Hmm...Today was a really good day. The birds are singing there's a warm breeze blowing and I have a smile on my face. But ok back to what's really important: TomKat is no more I hear. See I shouldn't have let my husband come back and now that Tom Cruise is available again I might be kicking him out again really soon. Why did the government take over Neverland? When we were driving down to Florida last month we heard Paul Harvey's radio show, you know the one where he says this is "the rest of the story" or something like that? Well here in Chicago you just hear snippets but his entire radio show is so ignorant that my husband and I were cracking up laughing. He is so ultra conservative and all this time I thought that he was a nice harmless family friendly old man. I mean he talked about Michael Jackson so bad that I almost freaked out. Well according to Harvey Michael Jackson was asked to leave the dwelling in the Middle East where he was staying and was hopping from country to country wherever anyone would have him within the Middle East and that he was broke. Well, I have a brand new crush now :), ;). It's Ace Young from American Idol. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaawwww!!!!!!!!!!!! My husband has accepted the whole Terrance Howard thing but I simply can't share him with all of you. See he was popular around my birthday when I really flipped over him but with all of this Oscars stuff and that pimp song winning and all he is way too popular and you all know that I won't do popular so now what? Well he's in that Mary J. Blige video and though you guys know how much I dislike R&B and hip hop I can actually tolerate that song because I know how good his hands and taupe/beige coloured skin (yes I spelled it with a "u" for him) looks in that video. He can pop up at my door at any time. Of course my husband and my mother tell me daily that he wouldn't want me because I'm such a slob but so what. Well I must leave you fine people to pretend to do my paper. I'll probably just sleep though. It's a wonderful life.

All Coked Up

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