Let's Do Lunch

The title of this entry really has no significance whatsoever. We have so much to chat about and catch up on don't we. It is ironic that I have an 18 page paper due tomorrow that cannot be late. That's how I spent most of the '90s; I had papers due and procrastinated up to the last second. Well...where do we start? Hmm...Today was a really good day. The birds are singing there's a warm breeze blowing and I have a smile on my face. But ok back to what's really important: TomKat is no more I hear. See I shouldn't have let my husband come back and now that Tom Cruise is available again I might be kicking him out again really soon. Why did the government take over Neverland? When we were driving down to Florida last month we heard Paul Harvey's radio show, you know the one where he says this is "the rest of the story" or something like that? Well here in Chicago you just hear snippets but his entire radio show is so ignorant that my husband and I were cracking up laughing. He is so ultra conservative and all this time I thought that he was a nice harmless family friendly old man. I mean he talked about Michael Jackson so bad that I almost freaked out. Well according to Harvey Michael Jackson was asked to leave the dwelling in the Middle East where he was staying and was hopping from country to country wherever anyone would have him within the Middle East and that he was broke. Well, I have a brand new crush now :), ;). It's Ace Young from American Idol. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaawwww!!!!!!!!!!!! My husband has accepted the whole Terrance Howard thing but I simply can't share him with all of you. See he was popular around my birthday when I really flipped over him but with all of this Oscars stuff and that pimp song winning and all he is way too popular and you all know that I won't do popular so now what? Well he's in that Mary J. Blige video and though you guys know how much I dislike R&B and hip hop I can actually tolerate that song because I know how good his hands and taupe/beige coloured skin (yes I spelled it with a "u" for him) looks in that video. He can pop up at my door at any time. Of course my husband and my mother tell me daily that he wouldn't want me because I'm such a slob but so what. Well I must leave you fine people to pretend to do my paper. I'll probably just sleep though. It's a wonderful life.