Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Cancelled Concert?




To be or not to be


Ok things happen. Terrible things happen. Stuff happens. You know what happens. But why in the world did the Depeche Mode concert get cancelled and should I be pissed or not?

Ok I know why the show was cancelled. My baby daddy otherwise known as Dave Gahan had laryngitis. Ok? and?

Well... I know that that wouldn't have made a good show but still. Chicago. This is a large market. I have a conspiracy theory--the show wasn't sold out and I don't think DM likes playing the Allstate arena anyways. I hate seeing them at the Allstate arena as well. I mean how can thousands of people just stand and watch a show and only dance and sing when the song they like is played? The people in Milwaukee are kewler than that! I mean when I saw DM this past November and they played "John the Revelator" it was just me and this really tall gay dude dancing, and I was singing. Now that Q101 plays the song in its regular rotation I'll bet a lot more people would have been dancing and singing-------had the concert not been CANCELLED. And what really sucks is that I would have finally gotten to see Stripped played live. What am I supposed to do, go and see Bon Jovi live again? You may laugh but I had a most excellent time. I payed $75 plus handling fee and convenience charge to sit in the gold circle seating. Hey it was worth it because the beach ball actually came to me this time, more than once. I thought that I wouldn't know any of the songs because really I haven't listened to any Bon Jovi since like 8th grade. But with the exception of one or two songs I KNEW EVERY SONG. My cousin just laughed (I was there because of her). We were going to show our boobs to get backstage but I changed our minds. Then the most amazing thing happened. I bet this never happens to me again as long as I live. As we were leaving there was this really excited guy on the phone with someone who couldn't make it to the show. He was screaming about how great the show was, that they were amazing and sang a lot of great songs, and that everyone (I mean everyone) was at the show. He looked at us and said "there are even some beautiful sisters here." Wow, how eloquently put.

Attack of the Email Monster

yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad to be posting here today.
!!!!!Smack!!!!!

You've just been slapped by the email monster. You will now never be able to control the email you receive to your inbox. You will have 200+ emails per day and it will seem as if once you check one 30 more will automatically appear in your inbox at once. This will continue until you die and go to hell.

This is how I feel right now. I used to keep my primary inbox free from spam and random junk email but I have recently become addicted to those points/rewards/survey websites. I have signed up for so much junk that I feel as if I can't keep it under control. However I've earned some very cool stuff like Macy's gift cards and free hotel stays. Plus I have signed up to be a secret shopper (shhh-don't tell anybody) but I haven't done one job yet. There are plenty of jobs out there but I am just too lazy to do them. Anyways


Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2 Clerks 2
and I could care less that the movie is coming out. I mean, really.
In the '90s I would have died-no killed to see this movie come out, but come on guys? isn't this concept a little dated. And yet I'm intrigued. hmmm... I wonder how they can top a chick boning a dead guy in a convenience store bathroom. And what about the guy outside the store that sang "My love for you is like a berserker?" And then do you remember that there was a chick that got an anuerism while swimming and died? And all the people doing THAT in the airplane when they thought it was going to crash?
I thought that Jay was the cutest guy in the world. Well, not anymore. I think Taylor our next American Idol is way cuter than Jay. Everyone is saying that American Idol is anti-female this season. But is this just a trick to get everyone to vote for Katharine show my crotch McPhee? We'll see who comes out victorious. But why do I even care? If it were still the '90s I'd just say "American Idol Sucks" and not even bother watching the show. I am such a soccer mom now.