Attack of the Email Monster

yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad to be posting here today.
!!!!!Smack!!!!!

You've just been slapped by the email monster. You will now never be able to control the email you receive to your inbox. You will have 200+ emails per day and it will seem as if once you check one 30 more will automatically appear in your inbox at once. This will continue until you die and go to hell.

This is how I feel right now. I used to keep my primary inbox free from spam and random junk email but I have recently become addicted to those points/rewards/survey websites. I have signed up for so much junk that I feel as if I can't keep it under control. However I've earned some very cool stuff like Macy's gift cards and free hotel stays. Plus I have signed up to be a secret shopper (shhh-don't tell anybody) but I haven't done one job yet. There are plenty of jobs out there but I am just too lazy to do them. Anyways


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and I could care less that the movie is coming out. I mean, really.
In the '90s I would have died-no killed to see this movie come out, but come on guys? isn't this concept a little dated. And yet I'm intrigued. hmmm... I wonder how they can top a chick boning a dead guy in a convenience store bathroom. And what about the guy outside the store that sang "My love for you is like a berserker?" And then do you remember that there was a chick that got an anuerism while swimming and died? And all the people doing THAT in the airplane when they thought it was going to crash?
I thought that Jay was the cutest guy in the world. Well, not anymore. I think Taylor our next American Idol is way cuter than Jay. Everyone is saying that American Idol is anti-female this season. But is this just a trick to get everyone to vote for Katharine show my crotch McPhee? We'll see who comes out victorious. But why do I even care? If it were still the '90s I'd just say "American Idol Sucks" and not even bother watching the show. I am such a soccer mom now.