Ok I'm going to attempt to make this post as tasteful as possible. In light of what is happening in our neighborhoods particularly with that guy that ran that "sex club" in which he got those boys to do "things" in exchange for Ipods and in light of the dorm matron at Oprah's school being arrested I probably shouldn't be disclosing this. But what the hell I can't not post this.
I am so having a crush on Corbin Bleu. AND HE'S GOING TO BE HERE ON FREAKIN' NOV. 17. Just a second, let me google him and make sure he's 18.
Screw it I've already gotten sidetracked. I am now listening to "Why" on Stabbing Westward's "Wither Blister Burn Peel" album. I am really feeling the song right now and I'm remembering 1995/1996 when the whole vampire thing was totally in. Anne Rice, working at summer camp, Flamingo Ball, my friend Jamie, Christina the "runaway," driving up to Milwaukee just to kick it, etc. Seeing Stabbing Westward live, asking Christopher Hall a question and having him answer it ("Falls Apart" is playing now btw)and and and leaning on him before I actually realized what I was freakin' doing. OMG. Well now anyone can converse with Chris Hall on myspace on his new band the Dreaming's space.
Ok back to Nov. 17. I am actually thinking of blowing off work in order to chase this teenager around. Just a second, I MUST see if he is over 21. I don't want to get arrested.
Screw it. I am still in this self deprecating mood, ie Radiohead's "Creep." That was one of the themes that tied mid '90s Alternative together. And it's a crying shame that I just "got it," I am referring to how this Stabbing Westward album is supposed to go (progress) from the first song "I'm such an a$$hole, God I'm such a stain..," to the third song "What do I have to do? To forget about you," to the last song that ends in suicide. Took me long enough seeing that I got the album 11 years ago. And isn't it scarry how time is passing. I can play the mama in a movie now. CRAP!!!!!!!!
Darn it Chris Hall was so sexy 11 years ago. He's still cool. Check him out on myspace. I guess I'm 11 years older too. I looked like crap when I met him. I looked better in Chicago when I went to the SW concert in '01. I was rocking my low rise jeans, the hair was tight, and some stupid cop bumped into me hard on purpose and some metal (his cuffs, billy club or something) actually injured me.
SW shouldn't have broken up and Industrial music shouldn't have gone out of style. As soon as I knew it was all over I lamented. When I saw how popular Brittney and the Backstreet Boys were getting I got sick! Industrial = "Guilty" by Gravity Kills. There was even an Industrial night on the radio.
PHEW! He's 18. He'll be here on Nov. 17 and I might be blowing off work and going to the mall in my pigtails and going to the parade on Michigan Ave., yes with two babies in tow!
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
IF
If this blog was a man I would marry him. This blog is so gorgeous. It is sexier than David Gahan and Barack Obama. I can just see its perfect pectorals glistening with sweat, and I can feel its hard body. This blog is toned, dominant, and perfectly male. I am so in love with this blog. Oh my gosh this is so freakin' hilarious that I can't even write any more about it myself and I am lol-ing irl.
Ok so David Gahan's new single is out and I downloaded it like a month ago. It's pretty good and hopefully he'll tour this time around. I'm a grown woman now and I won't be pregnant this time like I was the last time he toured. And I don't mind going to live performances by myself anymore. Those days are over when I'd beg my mommy to pull out her credit card and charge me two tickets to a show. Heck I've seen DM by myself twice already albeit the first time I did get a ride with a friend who just happened to be going but was sitting nowhere near me. I always score main floor seats. But I am hoping that the next time they tour (crossing my fingers) I get the first two rows with all of my cleavage in all of its glory!
Anyways, there was this really cool guy at the last DM concert and he was sitting in the upper level not too far from the main floor-still good seats at the Allstate Arena. I think his girl was with him but you wouldn't have known it because he was turned towards the stage the whole time. He knew every word to every song even the new ones. I was totally checking him out. I guess he didn't like what he saw but what else is new. He was just a real cutie and was particularly desirable because he's just as much or more of a DM fan than I am. And my gay dar didn't go off-at all-no really. This was a straight male, short like I like 'em, with really dark hair like I like 'em, and ... I don't have anything else to say about that. Maybe I'll see him again, maybe not. I just have to be ready next time, ready for anything. Like I said I have to make a lot of money and really soon so I can do exactly what I need to do. Til later y'all.
Ok so David Gahan's new single is out and I downloaded it like a month ago. It's pretty good and hopefully he'll tour this time around. I'm a grown woman now and I won't be pregnant this time like I was the last time he toured. And I don't mind going to live performances by myself anymore. Those days are over when I'd beg my mommy to pull out her credit card and charge me two tickets to a show. Heck I've seen DM by myself twice already albeit the first time I did get a ride with a friend who just happened to be going but was sitting nowhere near me. I always score main floor seats. But I am hoping that the next time they tour (crossing my fingers) I get the first two rows with all of my cleavage in all of its glory!
Anyways, there was this really cool guy at the last DM concert and he was sitting in the upper level not too far from the main floor-still good seats at the Allstate Arena. I think his girl was with him but you wouldn't have known it because he was turned towards the stage the whole time. He knew every word to every song even the new ones. I was totally checking him out. I guess he didn't like what he saw but what else is new. He was just a real cutie and was particularly desirable because he's just as much or more of a DM fan than I am. And my gay dar didn't go off-at all-no really. This was a straight male, short like I like 'em, with really dark hair like I like 'em, and ... I don't have anything else to say about that. Maybe I'll see him again, maybe not. I just have to be ready next time, ready for anything. Like I said I have to make a lot of money and really soon so I can do exactly what I need to do. Til later y'all.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Ben
Sweet dreams are made of this! Oh my! Is there a better specimen than Ben Barnes the guy that is playing Caspian? Sexy! I am absolutely floored right now. I don't know if I can stand it. I hope they don't like cut his hair and try and make him look 15 in the movie. But for now I am really looking forward to this movie. William Moseley is already gorgeous and I find the other one cute but he might not be 18 yet so I won't say anything about him. And I get to adore this fine specimen in Dawn Treader too. Yum, YuM, YUM!
Today 8-12
I don't have much to say right now. That's odd coming from me I know. I am very grateful right now. I'm in a grateful mood. I don't know why I did it but I have undertaken a huge task; I have been trying to micro braid my hair for weeks and weeks and weeks. I would have liked to have worked on it last night but I was dog tired.
See I took the boys to the mall (Yorktown) to get them some shoes. I love DuPage County and I haven't been to the Yorktown Mall in a long time--if I've even been there before. I found a great parking spot by Von Maur. I even used the Von Maur entrance and I felt myself being enveloped by another world. The beautiful floors, the pretty dresses, the grand piano being beautifully played, the Juicy Couture handbags, my eldest son cursing me out and screaming over the piano being played..., my youngest son trying to break away from me and jump on the elevator, me trying to pretend my eldest son isn't using the "f" word, me trying to run out of Von Maur with them as fast as I can to escape further embarrassment...
I survived and I'm not in jail for murder so I guess everything is alright now. But I only got to see the Kid's Foot Locker and the Gap and this disappointed me because I really wanted to explore "that" mall further while I could. So now I have to add that to the list of things I want to do when I get a sitter or finally get them into daycare. Hey if I have to wait until they're both in grammar school it will be worth it.
Remember that I really like DuPage County. While my children are in school the handsome prince I met somewhere (we'll figure out where I met him later) will whisk me away to Yorktown Mall and escort me into Von Maur where he will proceed to purchase whatever my heart desires. Dresses, shoes, sportswear, handbags, jewelry, and accessories galore--abounding! Then we'll dine at the cool Door County seafood restaurant I saw for the first time yesterday (ok pretty low end for a prince but hey this is my fantasy). Then he'll wisk me away to the Chalet Suite at the Downer's Grove Sybaris. (I suppose I'll have to find someone to grab the kids for me because I've already been gone since 9 AM and it's going on 5 now when we're getting kicked out of the Sybaris. I failed to mention breakfast if the prince got me breakfast, and I suppose we can run to Buca di Beppo for dinner. But I only eat one meal a day now. So is the prince going to think that I am uncomfortable with him because I'm only picking at all these meals? And I can't understand him for his accent anyways so I'm getting a little irritated with this date. Plus I hardly even know him and hey how many women has he slept with anyways? Scrap the Sybaris but he's expecting something in return for buying me all these things at Von Maur. Ok screw Von Maur, in fact screw the whole date with the prince. He irritated me and I don't even know him.
So now I'm back to square one with nothing to do and no one to do whatever with. I don't feel like being bothered with the prince because he is arrogant and easy. I don't even want to be bothered with Prince right now. I don't want to be bothered with any broke or cheap, stingy niggas right now. So I guess that leaves me sitting at home blogging and im ing my ex fiance when he's not working or brooding over some young... well I won't talk about these young ladies like that because I don't know them but honeys let me tell you. If a young man wanted to spend time with me and his money on me I would take him up on his offer and stop giving him the flux! Sure you can't just see yourself settling down with just one, but at least let him be a really good friend to you if he wants to.
Sheeesh!
See I took the boys to the mall (Yorktown) to get them some shoes. I love DuPage County and I haven't been to the Yorktown Mall in a long time--if I've even been there before. I found a great parking spot by Von Maur. I even used the Von Maur entrance and I felt myself being enveloped by another world. The beautiful floors, the pretty dresses, the grand piano being beautifully played, the Juicy Couture handbags, my eldest son cursing me out and screaming over the piano being played..., my youngest son trying to break away from me and jump on the elevator, me trying to pretend my eldest son isn't using the "f" word, me trying to run out of Von Maur with them as fast as I can to escape further embarrassment...
I survived and I'm not in jail for murder so I guess everything is alright now. But I only got to see the Kid's Foot Locker and the Gap and this disappointed me because I really wanted to explore "that" mall further while I could. So now I have to add that to the list of things I want to do when I get a sitter or finally get them into daycare. Hey if I have to wait until they're both in grammar school it will be worth it.
Remember that I really like DuPage County. While my children are in school the handsome prince I met somewhere (we'll figure out where I met him later) will whisk me away to Yorktown Mall and escort me into Von Maur where he will proceed to purchase whatever my heart desires. Dresses, shoes, sportswear, handbags, jewelry, and accessories galore--abounding! Then we'll dine at the cool Door County seafood restaurant I saw for the first time yesterday (ok pretty low end for a prince but hey this is my fantasy). Then he'll wisk me away to the Chalet Suite at the Downer's Grove Sybaris. (I suppose I'll have to find someone to grab the kids for me because I've already been gone since 9 AM and it's going on 5 now when we're getting kicked out of the Sybaris. I failed to mention breakfast if the prince got me breakfast, and I suppose we can run to Buca di Beppo for dinner. But I only eat one meal a day now. So is the prince going to think that I am uncomfortable with him because I'm only picking at all these meals? And I can't understand him for his accent anyways so I'm getting a little irritated with this date. Plus I hardly even know him and hey how many women has he slept with anyways? Scrap the Sybaris but he's expecting something in return for buying me all these things at Von Maur. Ok screw Von Maur, in fact screw the whole date with the prince. He irritated me and I don't even know him.
So now I'm back to square one with nothing to do and no one to do whatever with. I don't feel like being bothered with the prince because he is arrogant and easy. I don't even want to be bothered with Prince right now. I don't want to be bothered with any broke or cheap, stingy niggas right now. So I guess that leaves me sitting at home blogging and im ing my ex fiance when he's not working or brooding over some young... well I won't talk about these young ladies like that because I don't know them but honeys let me tell you. If a young man wanted to spend time with me and his money on me I would take him up on his offer and stop giving him the flux! Sure you can't just see yourself settling down with just one, but at least let him be a really good friend to you if he wants to.
Sheeesh!
Friday, August 10, 2007
WOW
I can't believe it's almost been an entire year since I blogged here but in my defense I've blogged on myspace. That's where all of my friends are. I really miss this blog though. So, I am back! Yay!
Let's see one year has passed and not much has changed here. Tom and Katie are still married (shocking!). I'm still married (really shocking!!). I'm just too lazy to get up and get a divorce. Well in this state there is also a crappy you've got to be separated for six months rule. Plus money is an issue.
Which brings me to my latest job search. Last Saturday I ended up going to the wrong apartment, ringing the bell, gaining entry, and setting up my things in the living room. (Long story). I found out after a few moments of awkwardness that they believed I was the nurse coming to look after the elderly lady there. The person that let me in said that my manner, look, and everything was such of one of those housekeepers. Wow! So I think to myself maybe I'm missing my calling and this is the job for me.
I go on Careerbuilder and do a search for jobs in NW Indiana. I just want to go in the opposite direction of the traffic when I go to work. For Munster a home health care worker position comes up. Wow! So I read the job duties, and you have to wash your client's bottom.
What?!? I'm sorry but I can't do that. I was ok with face, hands, etc... but when the list got to bottom--I just, uh, ? And the post says that the client will wash the "other" parts themselves. Ok so why can't they wash their own bottoms?
So I won't be applying for that job. I need the money bad but I just can't do it.
Let's see one year has passed and not much has changed here. Tom and Katie are still married (shocking!). I'm still married (really shocking!!). I'm just too lazy to get up and get a divorce. Well in this state there is also a crappy you've got to be separated for six months rule. Plus money is an issue.
Which brings me to my latest job search. Last Saturday I ended up going to the wrong apartment, ringing the bell, gaining entry, and setting up my things in the living room. (Long story). I found out after a few moments of awkwardness that they believed I was the nurse coming to look after the elderly lady there. The person that let me in said that my manner, look, and everything was such of one of those housekeepers. Wow! So I think to myself maybe I'm missing my calling and this is the job for me.
I go on Careerbuilder and do a search for jobs in NW Indiana. I just want to go in the opposite direction of the traffic when I go to work. For Munster a home health care worker position comes up. Wow! So I read the job duties, and you have to wash your client's bottom.
What?!? I'm sorry but I can't do that. I was ok with face, hands, etc... but when the list got to bottom--I just, uh, ? And the post says that the client will wash the "other" parts themselves. Ok so why can't they wash their own bottoms?
So I won't be applying for that job. I need the money bad but I just can't do it.
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