WOW

I can't believe it's almost been an entire year since I blogged here but in my defense I've blogged on myspace. That's where all of my friends are. I really miss this blog though. So, I am back! Yay!

Let's see one year has passed and not much has changed here. Tom and Katie are still married (shocking!). I'm still married (really shocking!!). I'm just too lazy to get up and get a divorce. Well in this state there is also a crappy you've got to be separated for six months rule. Plus money is an issue.

Which brings me to my latest job search. Last Saturday I ended up going to the wrong apartment, ringing the bell, gaining entry, and setting up my things in the living room. (Long story). I found out after a few moments of awkwardness that they believed I was the nurse coming to look after the elderly lady there. The person that let me in said that my manner, look, and everything was such of one of those housekeepers. Wow! So I think to myself maybe I'm missing my calling and this is the job for me.

I go on Careerbuilder and do a search for jobs in NW Indiana. I just want to go in the opposite direction of the traffic when I go to work. For Munster a home health care worker position comes up. Wow! So I read the job duties, and you have to wash your client's bottom.

What?!? I'm sorry but I can't do that. I was ok with face, hands, etc... but when the list got to bottom--I just, uh, ? And the post says that the client will wash the "other" parts themselves. Ok so why can't they wash their own bottoms?

So I won't be applying for that job. I need the money bad but I just can't do it.