Could you pass little old me around to all yo' boys like a blunt?Tuesday, October 02, 2007
IF
If this blog was a man I would marry him. This blog is so gorgeous. It is sexier than David Gahan and Barack Obama. I can just see its perfect pectorals glistening with sweat, and I can feel its hard body. This blog is toned, dominant, and perfectly male. I am so in love with this blog. Oh my gosh this is so freakin' hilarious that I can't even write any more about it myself and I am lol-ing irl.
Ok so David Gahan's new single is out and I downloaded it like a month ago. It's pretty good and hopefully he'll tour this time around. I'm a grown woman now and I won't be pregnant this time like I was the last time he toured. And I don't mind going to live performances by myself anymore. Those days are over when I'd beg my mommy to pull out her credit card and charge me two tickets to a show. Heck I've seen DM by myself twice already albeit the first time I did get a ride with a friend who just happened to be going but was sitting nowhere near me. I always score main floor seats. But I am hoping that the next time they tour (crossing my fingers) I get the first two rows with all of my cleavage in all of its glory!
Anyways, there was this really cool guy at the last DM concert and he was sitting in the upper level not too far from the main floor-still good seats at the Allstate Arena. I think his girl was with him but you wouldn't have known it because he was turned towards the stage the whole time. He knew every word to every song even the new ones. I was totally checking him out. I guess he didn't like what he saw but what else is new. He was just a real cutie and was particularly desirable because he's just as much or more of a DM fan than I am. And my gay dar didn't go off-at all-no really. This was a straight male, short like I like 'em, with really dark hair like I like 'em, and ... I don't have anything else to say about that. Maybe I'll see him again, maybe not. I just have to be ready next time, ready for anything. Like I said I have to make a lot of money and really soon so I can do exactly what I need to do. Til later y'all.
Ok so David Gahan's new single is out and I downloaded it like a month ago. It's pretty good and hopefully he'll tour this time around. I'm a grown woman now and I won't be pregnant this time like I was the last time he toured. And I don't mind going to live performances by myself anymore. Those days are over when I'd beg my mommy to pull out her credit card and charge me two tickets to a show. Heck I've seen DM by myself twice already albeit the first time I did get a ride with a friend who just happened to be going but was sitting nowhere near me. I always score main floor seats. But I am hoping that the next time they tour (crossing my fingers) I get the first two rows with all of my cleavage in all of its glory!
Anyways, there was this really cool guy at the last DM concert and he was sitting in the upper level not too far from the main floor-still good seats at the Allstate Arena. I think his girl was with him but you wouldn't have known it because he was turned towards the stage the whole time. He knew every word to every song even the new ones. I was totally checking him out. I guess he didn't like what he saw but what else is new. He was just a real cutie and was particularly desirable because he's just as much or more of a DM fan than I am. And my gay dar didn't go off-at all-no really. This was a straight male, short like I like 'em, with really dark hair like I like 'em, and ... I don't have anything else to say about that. Maybe I'll see him again, maybe not. I just have to be ready next time, ready for anything. Like I said I have to make a lot of money and really soon so I can do exactly what I need to do. Til later y'all.
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