Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sexchovny

Ok so if I'd known this I wouldn't be here right now and he wouldn't be in rehab right now. Why did I marry a man that had to go to rehab for drugs? Why couldn't I have married a man who had to go to rehab for sex, like David Duchovny? Great. I was in Peoria and too cheap to buy a movie ticket when the new X-Files movie came out or rather XXX Files due to current information received. Come on we all knew that Duchovny had it in him. I am only attracted to guys that are crack heads, perverts, gay or nasty, and yeah atheists too. I think my mom and I were watching "The Rapture" or maybe the name of the movie is just "Rapture" and you can pretty much see all that Mulder has to offer. My mom brought that up when I told her that he had to go to sex rehab. There was also that movie when he met this woman when he called a wrong number and she started cheating on her fiance or husband with him. Oh yeah and there was "Red Shoe Diaries." It required a lot of effort but I got every movie he was ever in and viewed them all even "Beethoven." However I never found "New Years Day." Yes life gets even more boring than this. Try sitting for 7 hours by yourself in your living room with a headset on your head waiting for phone calls to come in so you can earn a paycheck. Yes this could happen to you. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. I BELIEVE.

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